And Its Not Sarah Palin

[richiebee]

What if I told you that the dam of a Derby contender was named for a woman from
our northernmost state who spent a good deal of the early part of the 21st century
in the headlines.

The dam of Suddenbreakingnews is Uchitel. I have consulted with the Living Room
Downs sustainable resource department and have been told that Uchitel is not the
name of a shale gas play out in Wyoming or the Dakotas.

For those not familiar with Ms. Uchitel\'s body, or her body of work, I recommend
a short respite from poring over the TG Archives, watching replays in super slow
motion, or wondering if the Japanese stablehands are going to figure out a way
to pull Lani\'s mane, and making a short visit to your local search engine.

[FrankD.]

Richie you truly are a man for all seasons. You start the day texting me about Gordie Howe and by lunch you\'ve moved to Sarah Palin and the young lady who cost Tiger Woods about 300 million!

[richiebee]

FrankD. Wrote:
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> Richie you truly are a man for all seasons. You
> start the day texting me about Gordie Howe and by
> lunch you\'ve moved to Sarah Palin and the young
> lady who cost Tiger Woods about 300 million!


I have the cure for Tiger\'s golf ills and it doesn\'t have anything to do with
a swing coach, a sports psychologist, a chiropractor or a surgeon.

Get a couple of reality show actresses, some barmaids, the hostess from the
local Cracker Barrel, and line em up the way D. Wayne lined up his five ply
entry in the BC Juvie Fillies in the late 1980s, then let the Tiger go out on
the prowl....

The Gordie Howe reference Frank alluded to is I texted him and asked if he had
ever heard of a \"Gordie Howe Hat Trick\", which is apparently a goal, an
assist, and a fight.

[Fairmount1]

The Gordie Howe Grand Slam was completed when he received Stem Cell Treatments. In the eyes of his family, this brought him back from the dead.  

Another Google worthy event if you haven\'t read about it.  

Wonder if this would work with 6yo horses that have lost a step.....

[Topcat]

richiebee Wrote:
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> FrankD. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Richie you truly are a man for all seasons. You
> > start the day texting me about Gordie Howe and
> by
> > lunch you\'ve moved to Sarah Palin and the young
> > lady who cost Tiger Woods about 300 million!
>
>
> I have the cure for Tiger\'s golf ills and it
> doesn\'t have anything to do with
> a swing coach, a sports psychologist, a
> chiropractor or a surgeon.
>
> Get a couple of reality show actresses, some
> barmaids, the hostess from the
> local Cracker Barrel, and line em up the way D.
> Wayne lined up his five ply
> entry in the BC Juvie Fillies in the late 1980s,
> then let the Tiger go out on
> the prowl....
>
> The Gordie Howe reference Frank alluded to is I
> texted him and asked if he had
> ever heard of a \"Gordie Howe Hat Trick\", which is
> apparently a goal, an
> assist, and a fight.


A goal, an assist, and a five-minute major, in historical parlance . . .