For Sale

[Rick B.]

Unbelievably low prices on the following Derby Futures:

- Rule (\"will wire the field\")
- Caracortado (\"just needs a clean trip\")
- Radiohead (\"if Tricky gets this guy\'s head right\")
- D\'Funnybone (\"of course he can go long -- he\'s got Woodman on the dam\'s side!)
- Maximus Ruler (\"can\'t miss!\" Riiiight...couldn\'t make it to February.)
- Fly By Phil (Won Tropical Park Derby on 1/1...and went straight into Witness Protection Program, apparently)
- Ricky Tick (Don\'t ask. Hey, he was being quoted at a fat 275/1, and I had 5 bucks that wasn\'t doing nothing in my pocket...)

No offer refused! Buy all for one low price!

Disclaimer: while all of the above are OUT of the Kentucky Derby, all Futures tickets have only slightly less chance of winning than when originally purchased.

[phil123]

This year\'s super horse - 33:1 for Louisville, heck, forget just Cd, think possible triple crown...what\'s that?  Too fast too soon?  Nahhh...he\'ll hold together...

[Ill-bred]

I have $10 to win on Our Dark Knight at 150-to-1.

Note that he did win a race at Churchill during Derby week!