Unbelievably Ironic

[TGJB]

So I was supposed to go to Puerto Rico today for some R&R, and the trip got cancelled. I called Connie Merjos down there to tell him I wasn\'t coming, and he informed me a huge drug scandal had broken at El Commandante-- about 20 horses, some of them stake horses from around the Carribean, came up positive for what sounds like the elephant juice that was used here some years ago. Anybody knows any more, let me know.