Mall & Dr.Z.'s friend

[Anonymous User]

Dear Mall,

I called Chuckles and told him about your post. He told me to tell you he hasn\'t been keeping up with the board. (I wrote the same thing the other day with him and he was over yesterday too.) He came over for Derby Day and asked me to sign up for an account here. He said: \"I know the Derby winner and I want the hedgers and rump protectors over at Thorograph to understand how a man places a wager.\"  Or something really close to that, but I\'m not sure I\'m remembering exactly what he said. If you don\'t know Chuckles, he is really sweet, but kind of different.  I met him at the track when he suddenly started dancing like a wild man. He ran over to me, grabbed and kissed me and then asked what I was drinking. He immediately asked if my boyfriend was there. He wasn\'t..hehehe. I\'ve never met anyone like him. I don\'t always know what he means. But he said if Dr. Zeuss\'s friend is in Chicago, he\'d take him to the track. Though usually he asks me to place his wagers for him over the Internet while I'm sitting naked at the monitor. He says its good luck. It is for me...hehehe. I\'ve got pictures of Chuckles but I better ask him before I post them. I hate the name Chuckles, but he has a nice laugh and uses it often.

You horse players are so different, but I can handicap too. I pointed out Proud Citizen\'s Santa Anita prep to Chuck while he was pouring over numbers with his coffee.

Love,

Tabitha

[Mall]

Tabitha: It\'s good to hear that Ctc has found a soul mate who can handicap. Apparently, Chuckles hasn\'t told you about Dr. Ziemba, but I\'m sure he will if you agree to do something for him. I\'ll check to see if Z\'s friend is planning a trip to the Windy City, even though based on the Derby post I\'m not sure a meeting makes sense anymore. I, however, will be in town for the Million & BC weekends.