This is nuts.  Thought it might be the Onion.

Max Challenge

jbelfior: They\'ll all agree under one condition: that the race is run at Pimlico at 1 3/16 using a starting gate. But we\'ll really run it at Keenland.

Let\'s cast Eddie the Mush rooting desperately for Max to \"hold on.\"


Good Luck,
Joe B

FrankD.: Eddie Mush is dead Joe....

jbelfior: No he\'s not. He\'s at the Pimlico windows betting on Bourbon War.

Good Luck,
Joe B.