1 star, wax pipe lock, "hey, I'm tryin' to bet here" pick of the year at I own ya Valley

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I\'m considering my first bet ever at the aptly-named \"I own ya\" Valley, an Ohio Racino that I am sure will have at least 18 people in the paddock for the first race.. . on a Tuesday . . . the   30th of December . . . don\'t judge me . .
  The toss is the second choice, Free Entry, with a trainer who is 0/28 second off a layoff . . . Box Weagle and Bennyfax in the perfecta.