A Musical Tribute to Friday's Aqueduct Card (with apologies to Nat King Cole)

[richiebee]

Unbettable, thats what you are
Unbettable, near or far
Like the smell of slow rats
 that repulses me
The thought of Clueless Clowns
 for all eternity
Never before has NY racing been
 such a bore
Unbettable in every way.

Fridays card possibly the worst ever? Starts with 4 consecutive maiden races,
doesn\'t get better from there. God I wish these Clueless Clowns would take a page
from Captain Crunch and \"slip\" onto a waiting lifeboat and let the salvage effort
begin.

[spa]

wrong,wrong and wrong$$$$$

[Fake Maven]

They are going to have to find a race on this card to use as a mandatory race for the NHC

[spa]

back up the money truck........

[richiebee]

... mazel tov!

My point still stands. Racing in NY sucks, and will until the Clueless Clowns
are shown the door. At this rate, I will be playing plenty of 16 handicap golf
this Spring during the time I used to worship at the shrine of NYRA.

Yes, my purist friend Flighted Iron, I know 16 handicap golf is not real golf.

So my shout out to you, Mr Spa. You pre-posted on this horse (or horses) twice
(once in this thread and once in a post called \"God Moves\") and now you are
redboarding in a novel way, without describing your house buying, money truck
driving score. Of course, if you do not want to be accused of traditional
redboarding, where you actually name the horse you bet on, but want to
continue the end zone celebration, feel free to PTP me.

The houses in my neighborhood are rather pricey, do not know if I could afford
one betting a card which produced an average win mutuel of $6.20 and an 80
something dollar P4 and a 220 something dollar P4; of course if you caught the
P6 for 90K, would love to hear how you structured the ticket![OOPs Sorry
the POOL was 90K, the P6 paid $282]

As I have said before, the guys I like are the ones who cross the goal line
and either drop the ball or toss it to the ref...

[spa]

more to this story,the card was full of special horses that were \"snowed out.\" I posted \"God moves\" and thought I\'d need a mojo change. today\'s card let me fire.the key horse was 40-1 and ran his fur off. ever have a mortal lock?

[TGJB]

No more of these. Redboarding is redboarding.