Robes Belmont Rundown

[Chuckles_the_Clown2]

Found this posted on the other board...too funny not to reprint here:

CtC

With the Belmont Stakes a week away, I thought now was a good time to give the readers my insight into the race:

Supervisor – This horse has moved along progressively, but is really much too slow. There is potential for a minor placing and those wishing so can use him lightly in exotics.

Outta Here – This horse really is a marginal contender but made up a ton of ground with trouble in the derby. There may be value with a long shot key "LSK". So don't let this one beat you.

Scrimshaw – Number Schmumber, this horse had a golden trip in the Preakness and was beaten 10 lengths. He has exotics potential however and can be used lightly top and bottom with a LSK.

Midway Road – This horse is not as an attractive bet as last time, but if the odds are right you cannot let this horse beat you because he has strong exotics possibilities with a LSK.

Wild and Wicked – A definite contender if he gets in. I like his number. A horse to use lightly with a LSK and strongly on his own. He may not win but is a definite contender.

Ten Most Wanted – His Derby effort was somewhat buried. He reminds us of Lemon Drop Kid in 1999 who we bad mouthed and didn't cash in the Belmont. So this time he should be used significantly in all exotics and has LSK potential himself.

Dynever – We don't really like him but we are looking to beat Funny Ride so you may consider him a strong contender and an overlay for LSK purposes.

Atswhatimtalkinbout – He's withdrawn from the race, but we think he still has exotics potential and recommend that u ask the mutual teller if he can issue you some tickets with Atswhatimtalkinbouts number punched upon them.

Funny Ride – We hate this horse and he keeps taking our money, so we're taking a position against him at 12 marks. Key him in exotics in 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Empire Maker – This horse has strong contender written all over him. He may be the most likely winner. (I know Bobby is watching this board....sheez). He probably won't be a LSK but he should be used heavily in all exotics anyway.

Best Minister – This is our LSK, box with the horses we singled out as playable. Spread down to fourth with this one for superfectas and double up on bets excluding him just in case he doesn't run to his LSK potential.

Your bound to be a winner using The Sheets.

[Dudley]

LOL  All/All/All? Duh.