Chuckles Betting Secret

[Chuckles_the_Clown2]

(I just know this is going to be interpreted as being about me!)

I'm sitting here with my bets determined but for the altering variables and I've decided that before I leave this terra firma for the great clubhouse in the sky, that I should share my Secret with the good folks here. Don't worry, the departure isn't imminent, I still have some Derbies to "string" and I'm not leaving until I'm sure Magna wasn't involved in the construction.

The only thing that connects us with the horse and what will be is the matter within our thick skulls. There are no horse whisperers, there is no system, there is no one with a sure fire thing and if there was they wouldn't sell it to you, until now, but don't worry, you're going to pay precisely what you want to for the Secret and that's exactly nothing. There is one caveat however, you must promise to never verbally repeat the Secret to anyone. If you do you will breach the inherent Karma and what I'm about to tell you will not work for you.

The secret to cashing horse racing bets is the strongest darkest coffee you can obtain. I prefer Café Du Monde with Chickory, but since Dubya flooded New Orleans, it is sometimes hard to get. Columbian is best, but you must get the Darkest roast, which is always the "French" roast. (He won't say that word, but we can.) Mine is setting before me in a Gulfstream Park Pan American Handicap Mug. (I've got 8 of these dang things, and though I rarely wager grass, I did so on this day, cashing with Tfig Flashcards and I won these mugs too, which is nice.)

Now... its not just coffee to make the mind work, you must feed the noggin with "handicapping food" to strengthen the oyster there. Only two foods will suffice. Get ready, it is this simple....Swiss Cheese and Honey Roasted Turkey...every morning or afternoon. Two foods that go straight to the logic and prognostication center within the cranium.

There I've said it, now keep your promise. Final cheese and turkey thoughts on the entries to follow...

[jett]

Chuckles,I\'m with you on the Dark Roast coffee.The darkest I\'ve ever been able to find is from www.coffeefool.com Their Fire Starter will curl your toes.--Jett