superfreakicus: I know you are, but what am I?

Two Bucks: Hey don\'t laugh at Dave Litfin... he made a whole $500 betting on horses last year (as he claimed himself in a column).

HP: Supe, what does handicapping have to do with taking ground and timing the races? Another wizard-like mental leap from you. HP

TGJB: You don\'t think accuracy of figures (especially when there are huge discrepancies) has anything to do with handicapping? You don\'t think I should use the only available forum to defend myself against lying that\'s going on daily, nationwide?
FYI, on-line sales are up so much it\'s not funny--somebody seems to think it\'s relevant.