Must apologize for the poor quality (typos, etc. of my prior post). My laptop suffered a racing related catastrophic breakdown last week and I do not have the hang of the Android keyboard quite yet..
Richie.... I\'m surprised your android doesn\'t have one of those marvelous auto-correct features that fails to recognize any attempt to bastardize language for more creative purposes, and will alter words it doesn\'t recognize into something totally unrelated to the author\'s intent. It sends me into Lewis Black hyper mode of fulmination. However, I do wish that Twinspires, et al., had this feature to save me from falling down the same rabbit hole of pigheaded blunders. Speaking of Lewis Black, a bonus might be to have him do a voice over in this feature, screaming, \"Are you insane? You\'re going six deep in a field of state bred rats who have the form cycles of a manic depressive. Why don\'t you just withdraw all your money and go up to the 35th floor of your office building and throw it out the window?\"
Of course, I would still make the bet, anyway.