There\'s a documentary that\'s been running on cable about the standup comics to come out of Boston in the 70s and 80s (Leary, Steven Wright, etc.). Mostly it\'s more interesting than funny, but there\'s this one guy, over the closing credits...
So I\'m down at Atlantic City, and I\'m losing my shirt. Losing money I can\'t afford to lose, the rent, my daughters tuition. I\'m desperate. And I see this sign says, if you have a gambling problem, call this number.
So I call. And when the woman answers I say, I have a gambling problem.
Let\'s say I have ace six, and the dealer shows seven...
It\'s no problem if you win......................