To the tune of: Jerry rifled thru my checkbook...I can tell by all the negatives he left behind...those ain\'t grass stains next to them minuses.
Why grandma,what a big turkey you have!
All the better to feed you with my dear.
Why grandma you got the Allday eatin,self bast(ardizing),Dolly Parton breast,skinless and bounceless GradeI!!
All the better to finsh in the kitchen quicker my dear.
Why grandma, what large milkshakes your making!
All the better to relaxe after such a big meal my dear.
Grandma?,why is the bird wheezing and its\' eyes so watery?
Shut up and eat what your given kid...If we all come down with bird flu...we\'ll just see Dr. Steve in the morning.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!