Jet black with some brown
At four county downs
In the four county town
He\'s from the house of crowns
No purple mountain or fruited plain
A stones throw from both tracks
And the station at Main
A sheet reader\'s dream
He\'s such a zero
A swiss cheese page
Some call him a hero
Yesteryears heroes
Our thought abounds
Forget it man
He\'s still on the grounds
Quiet shedrow, no amber wave
A big engine blow and tubs of grain
The days go on,roads we pave
He\'s the coolest around
Just simple and plain